January 2011
aravenlikeawritingdesk:
every time I read Harry Potter they’re all like,
‘ugh, exams. ugh, assignments. ugh, homework.’
bitch if I went to Hogwarts I’d be like
LA DI DA SEVEN FEET OF PARCHMENT ON GOBLIN ACNE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS I AM SO HAPPY WRITING THAT ESSAY, OH WE HAVE AN EXAM AWESOME LETS GO DO MAGIC.
Put a percent in my ask box.
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
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When you were a kid.
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TO PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME FROM SCHOOL:
You are allowed to read my shit, but:
don’t speak of it at school or anywhere at all.
whatever’s on tumblr, stays on tumblr.
don’t ask me questions about who my posts are about.
don’t judge me from my posts.
don’t assume my posts are about you.
don’t assume my posts are towards a certain someone in particular.
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